"You ask four guys how it happened, you get four different versions. And this is where all of them start. A thousand years ago. Eisenhower. Rocky Marciano. And a few guys under a streetlamp singing somebody else’s latest hit."

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

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THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

ANONYMOUSLY (OR NOT) TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

@AnthonyMackie: @ChrisEvans Challenge accepted! Sebastian and I nominate @realmichaelpena, @FindtheWalker and @jenniferkontax #ALS

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

fourth overnight shift outta six done

this is proper killer tbh

al I do when i’m home during the day is sleep omg i havent talked to my friends for days im sorry

onasolosaxophone:

This is why I love the theatre.

pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

artslay:

Gaga: *sings about burqa in Aura*

white people: that is racist and offensive she needs to stop appropriating muslim culture

actual muslims:

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