Janine has the dress size of the average UK woman, pull your head out of your arse and realise that not everyone has a bloody models body.
This message is basically ‘I’m a piece of fucking trash. I didn’t like a character because their legs were bigger than what we usually see on TV and I couldn’t possibly be attracted to that because I’m a big whiny baby.’
who is victoria and why are we buying her secrets
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
girls aren’t “easy”, girls don’t have difficulty levels. some girls like sex and some girls don’t. you aren’t winning anything by getting either of them to sleep with you.
Some girls only want sex after emotional closeness develops, but to call this “difficulty” says some really disturbing shit about what you think emotional closeness is for.
so i’m ready to go back to school
woah hang on what
are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
if tumblr is so accepting than why is it that i, a straight man,