shrekjpeg:

me: goes to see someones blog

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me: actually u kno what nvm

Baby huskies wouldn’t stop fighting over a toy until mommy comes to stop them

kittehkats:

You’re Petting Your Cat All Wrong!

Jackson Galaxy  explains why everything can seem to be going fine and cuddly when your cat suddenly turns mean.

What he calls the “finger nose” actually works great for scratching too, if you go slow and are observant your cat will guide you to where they want skritches, for how long they want them, then where next, just like someone saying “Ohhh, up a little.  A bit  harder.” and will love you for it!

thomasbngalter:

i hope chris pratt destroys the idea that you’re not at your happiest or full potential until you’re thin or fit. he got fit and was like ‘it’s terrible never do it’ like he can’t wait to be chubby again

neverbat:

farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

 
it finally makes sense

WELL THAT’S ONE LIFELONG MYSTERY SOLVED

peetalikestoast:

i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if i start a book before bed?! i end up fucking finishing it that’s what

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

combeferret:

people that like their noses are just a myth

they dont exist

no one likes their nose

i just got a blank message wtf ????/

Anonyme asked: oh my god killian Donnelly oh my god

i was gonna say “OMG SHIT FUCK WHAT IS IT WHAT DID HE DO”

but then i realised this is the impression of me thing

well played 7/10

mycie:

i love myself and my dog so much

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